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By Guy Montag, Reformed Fireman

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By Connie K. Reet, Head of Construction HR

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By Chris P. Bacon, Correspondent

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By Bubble Bathington, Environmental Odor Specialist

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By Sarah O'Shields, Lost and Confused Insider

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By Phillipe Bellbottom, \"Safety Officer\"

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By Hooke “Fish” R. Mann, Detective and Marine Hobbyist

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Nutjob x Canine x Extraterrestrials

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By Shelia Seguir, Ph.D. in Schizophrenic Activities

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By Cora Line, Chief of Paranormal Affairs

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By Coen O. Kutt, Professional Observer

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By J. Jonah Jameson

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By Not Applicable, Digital Journalist

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By Reginald “Doug” Cornelius, European Yelp Enthusiast

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By Wouldn't You Like to Know Weather Boy

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By J. Jonah Jameson

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By Al. B. Back, Paranormal Investigator

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Janet Marcescens, Microbiologist

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/dean-releases-antibiotic-resistant-e-coli","title":"Dean Releases Antibiotic Resistant E. coli","date_modified":"2026-04-01T07:10:00Z"},{"id":"how-to-get-the-most-out-of-sodexo---earharts-to-begin-tipping","html_content":"

Monica E. Baggs, Professional Penny Pincher

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Goose Bradshaw, Six Feet Under

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Some of the confessions below are fake, but some are real confessions from real ERAU students or alumni!

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Jay Walker, Registered electricity enthusiast

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Are you thinking \"Hey wasn't the word bank missing on Issue 4?\" Yes, it was! If you or someone you know was inhibited from solving your favorite newspaper game section because of our mistake, please accept our sincere ap...

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This past week, it came to my attention that Horizons committed a terrible crime.

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/horizons-is-sorry---an-apology-from-the-past","title":"Horizons is Sorry - An Apology from the Past","date_modified":"2026-04-01T07:05:00Z"},{"id":"horizons-is-no-longer-sorry---we-dont-make-mistakes","html_content":"

Okay, we get it! There's always mistakes in this paper, we're always apologizing but you know what? No more! We have no remorse and you can't make us.

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/horizons-is-no-longer-sorry---we-dont-make-mistakes","title":"Horizons is No Longer Sorry - We Don't Make Mistakes","date_modified":"2026-04-01T07:05:00Z"},{"id":"horizons-is-sorry---a-sorry-from-the-past","html_content":"

This past week, it came to my attention that Horizons committed a terrible crime...again.

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/horizons-is-sorry---a-sorry-from-the-past","title":"Horizons is Sorry - Another Apology from the Past","date_modified":"2026-04-01T07:05:00Z"},{"id":"horizons-is-very-sorry--yet-another-from-this-semester","html_content":"

It has been brought to our attention that we greatly disrespected long-time Horizons fan, Jacob Haney by getting select information wrong in the last issue.

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Lane Drifter, Still Waiting...

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Haley Karila, Correspondent

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/nsf-grants-dr-eaton-12m-to-study-why-students-break-beakers","title":"NSF Grants Dr. Eaton $1.2M to Study Why Students Break Beakers","date_modified":"2026-04-01T07:03:00Z"},{"id":"voices-of-the-reef-the-fish-are-kind-of%E2%80%A6-weird","html_content":"

Gilbert E. Scales, Correspondent

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Angela Prevatt, Editor In Chief

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Mia Carroll, Correspondent

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Haley Karila, Correspondent

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Nyomi Garza, Correspondent

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Haley Karila, Correspondent

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/star-party-a-night-navigating-the-stars","title":"Star Party: A Night Navigating the Stars","date_modified":"2026-03-12T07:17:00Z"},{"id":"the-importance-of-creativity-eagle-music-hosts-open-arts-night","html_content":"

Brittagne Harris, Correspondent

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/the-importance-of-creativity-eagle-music-hosts-open-arts-night","title":"The Importance of Creativity: Eagle Music Hosts Open Arts Night","date_modified":"2026-03-12T07:16:00Z"},{"id":"waa-yoga-night---bend-and-snap","html_content":"

Nyomi Garza, Correspondent

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Isabella Piwowar, Correspondent

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/sga-open-meeting-taco-monday","title":"SGA Open Meeting: Taco Monday!","date_modified":"2026-03-12T07:13:00Z"},{"id":"not-so-secret-sga-answers-questions-on-security-clearance","html_content":"

Angela Prevatt, Editor in Chief

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/not-so-secret-sga-answers-questions-on-security-clearance","title":"Not So Secret: SGA Answers Questions on Security Clearance","date_modified":"2026-03-12T07:12:00Z"},{"id":"from-abandoned-to-adored-the-viral-story-of-punch-the-monkey","html_content":"

Mia Carroll, Correspondent

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Nyomi Garza, Correspondent

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/ast-and-dphie-philanthropy-week---two-and-a-half-wieners","title":"AST and DPhiE Philanthropy Week - Two and a Half Wieners","date_modified":"2026-03-12T07:10:00Z"},{"id":"exploring-the-engineering-honor-society-tau-beta-pi","html_content":"

Angela Prevatt, Editor in Chief

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/exploring-the-engineering-honor-society-tau-beta-pi","title":"Exploring the Engineering Honor Society: Tau Beta Pi","date_modified":"2026-03-12T07:09:00Z"},{"id":"100-days-until-ultimate-football-tournament---2026-fifa-world-cup","html_content":"

Leah Little, Correspondent

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Mia Carroll, Correspondent

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/daytona-beach-undercover-sex-sting-christopher-kyriacou-arrest","title":"Daytona Beach Undercover Sex Sting: Christopher Kyriacou Arrest","date_modified":"2026-03-12T07:07:00Z"},{"id":"from-space-race-to-a-mission-to-mars-nasa%E2%80%99s-artemis-program","html_content":"

Brittagne Harris, Correspondent

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Mia Carroll, Correspondent

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Haley Karila, Correspondent

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/dinosaur-myths-busted---facts-vs-fiction","title":"Dinosaur Myths Busted - Facts vs Fiction","date_modified":"2026-03-12T07:04:00Z"},{"id":"a-conversation-about-ai-is-it-a-tool-a-threat-or-the-future","html_content":"

Violet Barton, Correspondent

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Mia Carroll, Correspondent

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By Isabella Piwowar, Correspondent

","url":"https://horizons-newspaper.com/vol-42-issue-1/f/wild-iris-coffee-house-expansion-love-coffee","title":"Wild Iris Coffee House Expansion: LOVE + COFFEE","date_modified":"2026-03-11T07:48:00Z"}]}