A Sordid Tale of Parking Lot Deception
By Earnest G. Sleutherson, Detective Let me introduce myself. My name is Earnest G. Sleutherson, and I am a detective. On an average Tuesday morning...
Profile: Wind Tunnel’s Thoughts on Being Destroyed
By New Student Union, Coming Soon Most students, buildings, and other people and objects at Embry-Riddle are aware of administration’s plans to replace the current...
Opinion: Embry-Riddle Is Technically a Commune
By Taylor Brown, Correspondent By definition, a commune is “a group of people living together and sharing possessions and responsibilities”. Hence, Embry-Riddle can easily be...
Review: Gasoline
By Denny Dimdome-Doomhauer Bottleman, Incoherent Yet Somehow Lucid 1/5 Stars That dang ‘ol gasoline, man: tell ‘ya what, man. I ain’t got no money. Dat...
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