SGA Denies All Student Requests; Barricades Office
By Smellanor Dahl, Satirist When an email from the Office of the SGA with the subject line “Important SGA Update” hit students’ inboxes last week,...
Prescott’s First-Ever Public Bus Route Unveiled
By Not an Alcoholic, Trust Me, I Have Good Coping Methods The Mayor of Prescott, Pete Goole, unveiled the city’s plans for its first-ever public...
All SGA Positions Empty After Recent No-Confidence Vote
By Ann E. Archay, It’s Simpler Than The Rest The recent Student Government Association (SGA) Elections at ERAU Prescott have come up with a most...
T3 Accidentally Built in Daytona Beach Instead of Prescott: Daytona Says Prescott Students Can “Suck It Up”
By Prescott Rocks, No Seriously Students at ERAU Prescott have long awaited the construction of a new dorm building, especially with many more incoming freshman...
Earhart’s Acquires Expert Robotic Food Makers: Food Quality Unchanged
By Just Eats at WOW, Food Connoisseur Earhart’s dining hall has recently acquired new staff and equipment to help in their food service mission –...
ERAU Clubs Selling NFTs
Desperate times have come across some clubs here at Embry-Riddle. Many clubs were unable to receive proper funding from the SGA, and so they had...
Modulars Finally Bulldozed
By Former Modular Liver, Correspondent Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University is gracious enough to grant each incoming freshman a place to live on campus. Some students are...
ERAU Wins First Home Baseball Game: Eagles Give Up and Physically Beat Opposition Off Field
By C’MON REF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!, Drunk, Incoherent and Belligerent in the Bleachers PRESCOTT, AZ - In a shocking turn of events, the first...
The Skater Revolution of 2022:
By Smellanor Dahl, Co-Conspirator When SGA said “No Skate Park,” skaters said “Fine, I’ll do it myself.” Ever since the skaters’ dreams of an on-campus...