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SGA Denies All Student Requests; Barricades Office

By Smellanor Dahl, Satirist When an email from the Office of the SGA with the subject line “Important SGA Update” hit students’ inboxes last week,...

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Prescott’s First-Ever Public Bus Route Unveiled

By Not an Alcoholic, Trust Me, I Have Good Coping Methods The Mayor of Prescott, Pete Goole, unveiled the city’s plans for its first-ever public...

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All SGA Positions Empty After Recent No-Confidence Vote

By Ann E. Archay, It’s Simpler Than The Rest The recent Student Government Association (SGA) Elections at ERAU Prescott have come up with a most...

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T3 Accidentally Built in Daytona Beach Instead of Prescott: Daytona Says Prescott Students Can “Suck It Up”

By Prescott Rocks, No Seriously Students at ERAU Prescott have long awaited the construction of a new dorm building, especially with many more incoming freshman...

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False (2022)

Earhart’s Acquires Expert Robotic Food Makers: Food Quality Unchanged

By Just Eats at WOW, Food Connoisseur Earhart’s dining hall has recently acquired new staff and equipment to help in their food service mission –...

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ERAU Clubs Selling NFTs

Desperate times have come across some clubs here at Embry-Riddle. Many clubs were unable to receive proper funding from the SGA, and so they had...

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Modulars Finally Bulldozed

By Former Modular Liver, Correspondent Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University is gracious enough to grant each incoming freshman a place to live on campus. Some students are...

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False (2022)

Get Your Hamster Vaccinated Today!

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False (2022)

ERAU Wins First Home Baseball Game: Eagles Give Up and Physically Beat Opposition Off Field

By C’MON REF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!, Drunk, Incoherent and Belligerent in the Bleachers PRESCOTT, AZ - In a shocking turn of events, the first...

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The Skater Revolution of 2022:

By Smellanor Dahl, Co-Conspirator When SGA said “No Skate Park,” skaters said “Fine, I’ll do it myself.” Ever since the skaters’ dreams of an on-campus...

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